Terminologie nach der Finanzkrise

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Die Finanzbranche hat neue Terminologien… – dank bankaholic.com.

CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

Weitere neue Terminologien sind unter Bankaholic zu finden.

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